Welcome to Freaky Jesus. If you’ve ever had a Freaky Jesus moment, you’ll know it. It’ll be one of those moments when you think “Damn, I wish I had a camera!”. Sometimes you do have the camera, which explains the Freaky Jesus in question. Dont miss yours.
Wanna know my Freaky Jesus moment? While walking down the street where I had lived my whole life I happened upon a (possibly) broke-down van, white, and covered greay with dust. There was an elderly woman standing next to it, and there she was, with her finger, carefully writing in the dust!
Sweeeeet. To make it even more surreal, she was writing the name of a football team! Why didnt I have a camera?!
